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My friends were flying off the shelves before they ever had a chance to settle in. It seemed every time I introduced myself to someone they were taken seconds later. It was finally my turn when I saw an extremely good looking man come and take me off the shelf.

When we got to his house I noticed how carefully he took me out of the box and read the directions word for word. He set me down near his 54 inch big screen television who I quickly became good friends with, his name was Toshiba, I think he was Japanese.

The first thing I noticed when my owner grabbed my controller was how soft his hands were, he must moisturize daily. His choice of games seemed to be the usual for people his age: sports, fighting, and war games. Judging by the movies he watched, he had some infatuation with Judd Apatow. My owner uses me a lot, its almost obvious he has no life, or girlfriend, or friends in general, but god bless him he does take wonderful care of me. Every now and then I can hear him yell at his mom not to touch me, I think he has trust issues.

We've been together for two years strong now. I'm hoping soon we have the big talk and he commits by switching me to a High Definition television. I don't want to loose him though, so for now I won't push the issue.